你有没有想到过把某人视为男朋友或女朋友，不料竟获悉你对双方的关系看得比他/她更重（或者反过来）？
Did you ever think of someone as a boyfriend or girlfriend, only to learn that you were more serious about the relationship than the other person (or vice versa)?
如果你是一个需要男友的女生，那么当她失去现在这个男朋友的时候，她就会用另外一个人补上，那你的男友名单就要没完没了了。
If you're the girl that needs a boyfriend, and once she loses that boyfriend needs to replace it with a different boyfriend, it's just this constant stream of boyfriends all the time.
其中的一个恶作剧就是告诉你的男朋友或者女朋友你要和他/她分手。
One of the jokes is to tell your boyfriend or girlfriend that you want to break up with him or her.
莫妮卡：你真的砸了她的手表？哇！我干过的最坏的事情就是，我撕碎了我男朋友最喜欢的浴巾。
Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded by boyfriend's favorite bath towel.
沙滩法则：如果你认为一个女孩漂亮的话，她的男朋友总会在那儿证实你的观点。
Beaches law: if you think a girl is beautiful, her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it.
千万别告诉玛丽你看见她男朋友跟另外一个女孩出去，那会让她心碎。
Don't ever tell Mary that you saw her boyfriend out with another girl. It 'll break her heart.
当然不了。你没有放眼全局。她有点生气，不过更多的是勇气。她唱的是有关她以前的男朋友卑鄙地对待她。
Of course not. You're not seeing the whole picture. She is a little angry, but more brave. She sings about her old boyfriend that where mean to her.
当然，我为什么不相信你？！一旦她男朋友来了，你早就没影了！
Paolo: Sure, why don't I believe you?! As soon as her boyfriend showed up, you ran off for "a swim"!
她男朋友气死了！我还以为他要来揍你！要是他敢来我一定会帮你！
Daren: Her boyfriend go really angry! Thought he was going to beat you up! I would have backed you up if he had tried anything!
她男朋友气死了！我还以为她要来揍你！要是他敢来我一定会帮你！
Her boyfriend got really angry! I thought he was going to beat you up! I would have backed you up if he had tried anything!
她男朋友气死了。我还以为他要打你。要是他敢动手我一定帮你。
Her boyfriend got really angry! I thought he was going to beat you up. I would have backed you up if he had tried anything.
别总是那么小气。你这样的话永远也找不到女朋友，哪个女人不喜欢对她大方点的男朋友。
Don't be so cheap all the time. If you do, you will never find a girlfriend, as women always want their boyfriends to spend money on them.
你应该相信，一旦你施加电放在了她的身上，但任何的男朋友会中去！
You should always believe that once you exert electricity on her, any boyfriend will be flashed away!
你应该相信，一旦你施加电放在了她的身上，但任何的男朋友会中去！
You should always believe that once you exert electricity on her, any boyfriend will be flashed away!
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