今天，我相当确定：吃、喝、快乐，不然，明天你也许会死。
Today, I am quite determined: eat, drink and be merry, or tomorrow you might not die.
狮子：奥…我是森林之王。你们两个今天得当我的午餐。受死吧！缾。
Lion: : Rrr... Rrr... I am the king of the forest! You two must be my lunch today. Get ready to die!
今天我醒来时，发现嘴里有只死虫子，部分尸体卡在牙缝里。FML。
Today, I woke up with the remains of a dead bug in my mouth and parts of it stuck between my teeth. FML.
今天，我救了一只停在路中间的小鸟，它差点被车压死。
Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road.
今天，我亲眼目睹我的女朋友吃她的脚底的死皮。囧。
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML.
如何我她回答，我今天早上开门和发现送奶工人死在门阶上。
What about me she replied, I opened the door this morning and found the milkman dead on the doorstep.
今天，我知道对罪的惩罚就是永远的死，与神和天堂永远的分离。
Today I understand that the punishment for my sin is everlasting death, separation from God and Heaven forever.
我听见风声的，今天它一定会落掉，我也会死的。
I heard the wind. It will fall to-day, and I shall die at the same time.
今天我看着男朋友从脚上一块块撕死皮下来，然后扔在我身上。
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet. And then fling it at me.
今天，我发现两周前搬进来的邻居已经死在他的公寓里5天了。
Today, I found out that my new neighbor who moved in 2 weeks ago has been dead in his apartment for the past 5 days.
今天，我才发现家里的水罐里有一个死乌鸦，貌似都烂了好几天了，也就是说，我是在用死乌鸦汤洗澡和刷牙。
Today, I found out that our water tank has had a dead crow rotting in it for days. I took showers and brushed my teeth with dead crow soup.
天使彼得站在镶满珍珠的天堂门口，对第一个人说，“告诉我你今天是怎么死的。”
St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."
我觉得我能打的更好。我被防的很死，可能有两次很糟糕的投篮，但是总之今天打的还可以。
"I feel like I could have played better," Odom said. "I was forcing it a little bit." I probably took two bad shots, but I played ok.
我觉得我能打的更好。我被防的很死，可能有两次很糟糕的投篮，但是总之今天打的还可以。
"I feel like I could have played better," Odom said. "I was forcing it a little bit." I probably took two bad shots, but I played ok.
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