博友来信：我都吃了10多片毓婷了，可是为什么女朋友还是怀孕了？ ！
Friends of Bo letter: I eat more than 10 pieces Yu-Ting, and yet why the girlfriend is pregnant?!
我看看我能拿我女朋友的照片做些什么。我要附上几张我自己的照片。
I'll see what I can do about the picture of my girlfriend. I'll attach some pictures of myself.
我不知道我的女朋友在浴室里用了什么来洗澡，但她一出来，我觉得那时候的她令人沉醉。
Who knows what my girlfriend USES in the shower, but when she comes out, she smells intoxicating.
你又怎么知道，当一天中你没有准时和女朋友会面，她什么时候会对你发飙呢？
How do you know when you girlfriend's going to be mad at you, when you didn't meet her on time for the day?
“不是我。”Zune的粉丝说，“我买了Zune，我没有iToy当然它也没有多大的用处，但糟糕的是我女朋友买了Touch，现在我们一路都在用iTunes，还有什么好说的呢？”
“Not I, ” said the Zune fanboy, “I got Zune, I’m no iToy Sure it didn’t do too much and too bad my girlfriend bought a Touch now we’re iTunes all the way what else do I have to say?”
题，他从不抽烟、不喝酒，也没有女朋友，甚至没讲过什么不好的？
她问起我的女朋友凯蒂，问我们约会时都做些什么，以及我是否对她说过好听的。
She’d ask me about my girlfriend, Katie, what we did on our dates, whether I said nice things to her.
这就是为什么“女朋友”往往住在另一个城市，富豪到那里去出差，就是一次快乐的旅行。
This is why many of the 'girlfriends' often live in other cities-a business trip, combined with pleasure.
例如，有个男的和女朋友分手了，如果这个女友说了一些他的坏话，那么告诉那个男的这件事根本就没什么意义。
For example, if a man breaks up with his girlfriend and she says terrible things about him, there is no point in telling the man.
英国华威大学的数学讲师皮特•巴克斯在经历了三年的感情空缺后发表了一篇题为《我为什么没有女朋友》的论文。
PeterBackus, a tutor at the University of Warwick, published his "Why I Don’t Have a Girlfriend" thesis after a three-year love drought.
面对“为什么没有女朋友”这样的质疑时，他们往往会说“我眼光太高了”。
If directly confronted about why they don't have a girlfriend, they may use the, 'I have high standards' line.
作为一个女朋友大多是亚裔女性的白人男性，我经常被人问到为什么偏爱找亚裔女性。
I get asked all the time, as a white guy who mostly dates Asian women, why I date Asian women more than any others.
为什么她不能自已问呢？ 而是你到处告诉别人你要帮你妻子/女朋友问。
The first problem with you walking around in the world telling people you need help for your wife/girlfriend is why can she not ask for herself?
没什么。我女朋友昨天给我那来了一条狗，可我对狗过敏。
A: Nothing much, My girl friend brought me a dog yesterday, but I'm allergic to dogs.
我的女朋友比电脑更有趣：SNWidget指出，比起在床上和女朋友说上半个小时的亲密话，没有什么上网做的事情可以相提并论。
My girlfriend is more interesting than my computer: SNWidget points out that nothing online compares to "30 minutes of pillow time talking with my girlfriend."
通常年轻人与其他年轻人的问题并非什么大问题，可能是某人跟他女朋友说话了，或是欠他钱。
Often the "issue" with another young person was not that big a deal — maybe someone spoke to his girlfriend or owes him money.
你为什么不给你女朋友写封信呢？有时候把东西写出来是很有用的。
Why don't you write your girlfriend a letter? Sometimes it helps to write things down.
关于情人节送女朋友什么礼物，我真的绞尽脑汁。
I've been wracking my brain about what presents I should prepare for my girlfriend on Valentine's Day.
安妮：你为什么不告诉我你有女朋友了？
我们不愧是新闻学院的，连工资、女朋友都问，连什么时候结婚也要问。
We have proved themselves to School of Journalism, even the wages, girlfriends have asked, even when the marriage we have to ask.
我女朋友把我介绍给她的家人，他们待我非常热情亲切，但也很好奇我们为什么被扣留了。
My girlfriend introduced me to her family, who were wonderfully warm but curious why we had been detained.
他想给女朋友买份特别的生日礼物，可是不知道该买什么。
He wants to buy something special for his girlfriend's birthday, but he doesn't know what to buy.
他一遇到他女朋友，就笨手笨脚的，什么事都做不好。
He's all thumbs when it comes to his girlfriend. He just can't do anything right!
他一遇到他女朋友，就笨手笨脚的，什么事都做不好。
He's all thumbs when it comes to his girlfriend. He just can't do anything right!
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