但孩子们确实热爱学习真实的东西——为什么树会有叶子，为什么负负得正，亨利八世砍了他多少老婆的头。
But children do love learning real things-why trees have leaves, how two minuses make a plus, the number of wives' heads Henry VIII removed.
“我有时在想，我为什么就要找老婆？”和父母住在一起的王先生说。
"Sometimes I wonder if I will ever find a wife," said Mr. Wang, who lives with his parents, retired factory workers who remind him of his single status with nagging regularity.
他编制企业俱乐部规定的条文，排列醉酒的同义词，编辑婚姻幸福生活的话语，罗列为什么要娶一个老女人做老婆的理由。
He made lists of rules for his tradesmen's club, of synonyms for being drunk, of maxims for matrimonial happiness and of reasons to choose an older woman as a mistress.
我又有很多很多疑问，他老婆离他那么近为什么从来没来过店里呢。
I have a lot of doubt, his wife is so close to him, why have never visited shop?
你不会每年都更换房子、孩子和老婆。为什么要卖出股票呢？
You don't change the house every year, children and wife, Why do you want to sell?
我就是通过微笑把老婆搞到手的，这也是为什么TM里的会员都那么亲密，如此亲密以至于很多人变成了情侣，甚至结婚。
That's how I got my smiling wife and that's why Toastmasters members are so close — so close that some of them even become lovers or get married!
猫：阁下，我去年结婚时，老板就没有给我涨工资，现在，我老婆要生孩子了，为什么还不涨？
Cat: I married last year, but my boss didn't increase my salary. Now , my wife will born a baby, why does he still not increase my salary?
但是，我老婆还会醒来并对我大声吆喝为什么我这么晚才回家！
I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!
但是，我老婆还会醒来并对我大声吆喝为什么我这么晚才回家！
I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!
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