I nearly shat my pants on the tube this morning.

我今天早上在地铁里差点儿拉到裤子上。

youdao

The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization.

文明世界中最不幸、可怜、卑贱、可悲的垃圾。

youdao

The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization.

文明世界中最不幸、可怜、卑贱、可悲的垃圾。

youdao