真倒霉，但还是发生了。
真倒霉，银但还是发生了。
But everybody knows the movies are full of shit.
但大家都知道那种电影全都是胡扯。
Shit happens. But when your fridge breaks, that’s bad.
倒霉事时有发生，但冰箱坏了是非常糟糕的。
The kind where you want to shit, but all you can do is sit on the toilet.
就是你很想大出来但所有你能做的只有坐在马桶上抽几回筋放几个屁的那种。
People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.
人们在改变，事情弄糟了，但是生活得继续。
But now, you only stop by every once in a while, Shit.
如今你只是偶尔才来拜访一下。靠。
Shit happens, but life goes on.
妈的发生，但生活还要继续。
Here I sit so broken-hearted, though I shit but only farted.
就是“在这里我很沮丧，虽然没拉屎但也放了屁”。
Now, I like that. But that shit aren't the truth.
现在，我很喜欢它。但那不是事实。
But it is really a piece of shit.
但它们其实是一坨狗屎。
Yes. But I think he is a big shit for real.
是的。不过我觉得他也确实牛逼。
He was stunned, but really, I don't have time for that shit.
这是我第一次做这样的事，我感到很高兴！
But that shit ain't the truth.
然而这些都不是事实。
But that shit ain't the truth.
然而这些都不是事实。
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