Take the fattest marking pen you have, scratch that out and replace it with atomic hydrogen.
用你最粗的笔把它划掉,再用氢原子代替它。
I mean, you've been banging on that pen for a long time and I don't understand why.
我是说,你一直用那支笔敲来敲去,我不明白为什么。
And I try to imagine, well, first, imagine being really, really stiff, because you're not flexible when you're a ball point pen.
让我试着想象,首先,想象自己变得非常僵硬,因为圆珠笔是不会动的。
And, believe it or not, I have students walk in and first thing a hand goes up and says do you have a pen? I cannot believe it.
不管信不信,我有些学生走进来,第一件事就举起手问,你有没有笔,难以置信。
So in the story Dudley is there, pen knife in hand, but instead of the prayer or before the prayer, he says "Parker, would you mind?"
故事里达德利手拿小刀,没有做祷告,或是在做祷告前,他说,派克,介意我们杀你吗“
Right before you guys came to campus there was a tournament, a tennis tournament in town called The Pilot Pen, which is a lead in tournament to the U.S. Open.
在你们入学前的那段时候,有场巡回赛,这场网球赛事被称为"领航笔公开赛",是通往美网公开赛的一个巡回赛
If I had a competition where I'd give $100,000 to the person who looks the most as if they are in pain, it is a very good tactic to take a pen and jam it into your groin because you will look extremely persuasively as if you are in pain.
如果我在这里举行一个竞赛,谁最能将痛苦表演的和真的一样,谁就能拿到10万美元,那么最好用的一招莫过于拿根笔,狠狠地戳进你的腹股沟,因为此时的你看上去真的,足以使他人相信你非常痛苦。
Now, if you guys are using your computer or you have a pen, I'd just like you to write down what your estimates are of a few foods I'll show you and see what you say.
使用你们的电脑,或者拿起支笔,请写下对以下我展示的一些食物,卡路里的估测,让我们看看结果
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