So, the broker calls you up and says, Google wants to buy all of its shares--I'm being silly here.
然后经纪人给你打来电话说,谷歌想购回所有股份...这当然是我编的
I like, if I'm going somewhere for the first time, then I'll definitely go online and kind of google it.
我喜欢这样,如果我是第一次去某个地方,我一定会上网搜索一下。
I'm the CEO of Google and I call the broker and I say, how many shares are outstanding?
如果我是谷歌的执行总裁,我给经纪人打电话问,一共发行了多少股票
google I'm sure you all use Google, I'm sure it's a verb in your vocabulary, right? Now, Google processes-- ten million?
我相信你们都用,肯定还很熟悉它对不对?,现在Google处理了1千万?
I tried to find it on Google really quick and nothing came up, but I think there is this idea of how you organize a tapestry in that fashion.
我试图在谷歌上查找但是没有结果,但是我想有这么个想法,就是怎么用那种方式编织挂毯
I got this from Google Images, typing in "cute baby," getting rid of the porn and coming on to that.
这幅画我从谷歌图片找的,标题为可爱的孩子“,忘记色情,看着图片。
I'm now the CEO of Google.
现在,我是谷歌公司的首席执行官。
So usually, I don't have to do much more than google, and turn in the first sentence and sure enough,
所以,我经常谷歌,输进第一句话,然后非常确信,
In fact, I think Baidu answers more queries in China today than Google does in the U.S.
说实话,中国人使用百度搜索的次数,比在美国人使用谷歌搜索的次数还要多。
Now senator, you're here at Google and I like to think of the presidency as a job interview.
参议员,您现在在Google,我想,把总统之职作为一个求职面试。
I just heard the other day that Google has been... not Google.
我那天听说谷歌……不是谷歌。
I'll have to Google that when I go home.
我回家后要再,Google,一下。
You, as an individual, can call up your broker and say, I want to buy Google shares.
你作为个人,可以给经纪人打电话说,我想买进谷歌的股份
Warren Buffett doesn't do splits with his Berkshire Hathaway and there are other companies that-- I guess Google doesn't do splits, isn't that right?
沃伦·巴菲特并没有对,他的伯克希尔哈撒韦做股票分割,但其他一些公司,谷歌也是不做分割的,对吧
Suppose Larry Paige calls up and says, I'd like to buy all of the Google shares, and the broker says, alright I'll get them for you.
假设拉里·佩奇打电话说,我想买下谷歌全部的股票,经纪人说好,我会帮你搞定
Most companies do splits because that might close the-- you might have been thinking about investing in Google but you could still--you could just say, I want to buy ten shares or five shares and the broker will do it for you, but they might charge a higher commission.
大部分公司会分割,因为这样会关闭...,比如你想投资谷歌,但是你可以说,我想买十股,或者五股,经纪人会照办,但是会索取更高的佣金
And when I ran that it, I got weird results, 300 because we know that a Google priced at, say, 300, is much more likely to move by 10 points in a day than a stock that's priced at $0.50.
当运行这个程序的时我得到很奇怪的答案,因为我们知道一只谷歌的股价大概是,对一个0。5美元的股票来讲,每天改变10个点才比较正常。
I'm not going to put Yale's entire portfolio in Google stock, I'm not going to go back and take Yale's entire portfolio to day-trade bond futures; in part, because it would be bad for me personally.
我不会用耶鲁的全部资产买谷歌股票,我也不会,用耶鲁的全部资产买债券期货,一方面是因为,这对我个人不利
Oh. Now him-- I think I'm-- They're just more Google Images.
哦,现在,他-,我想我-,他们是更多的谷歌图片。
Then he comes back and says, I managed to get all but one hundred shares and there's this one guy-- this Yale student--who owns one hundred shares of Google stock and I'm having trouble getting him to sell.
然后他回来了,说,就差一手股票就齐了,有一个股东,耶鲁大学的学生,有一百股谷歌股票,他就是不卖
Second reason we don't want over-qualified students in the class, it sounds a little nasty, but the second reason is, an over-qualified student, somebody who's, I don't know, programmed for Google for the last five years, is going to have an easy time in this course, but we don't want such a student accidentally intimidating the rest of you.
我们不希望高水平的学生来听课,还有一个原因,虽然听起来,有一点儿令人不快,但是第二个原因是,我们不希望,某位我不知道的高手,在为谷歌编写了五年的程序之后,很轻松地上这门课,从而使得周围同学,感到威胁。
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