If somebody else tries to get my haircut, they just end up getting their own haircut.

如果有人试图代替我剪我的头发，他们最后剪的也是他们自己的头发。

耶鲁公开课 - 死亡课程节选

I actually love cutting Asian hair. It's like really easy and fun

我其实很喜欢剪亚洲人的头发。又简单又好玩，

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In Kasbeam, a very old barber gave me a very mediocre haircut.

在加斯比姆，一个很老的理发师给我剪了个很难看的发型。

耶鲁公开课 - 1945年后的美国小说课程节选

I'm the only one who can get my haircut.

只有我能经历我剪头发一事。

耶鲁公开课 - 死亡课程节选

If you have a laptop and I persuade you to open it up for me and I take the pliers and kind of snip just about anywhere, your laptop will be destroyed but the brain is actually more resilient.

假如你有台笔记本,我成功地说服了你,让你把笔记本拆开,然后我拿钳子,在笔记本里乱剪一通,那你的笔记本肯定就坏掉了,但是大脑具有更好的弹性

耶鲁公开课 - 心理学导论课程节选

Here it is; it's in your anthology as well: I made my song a coat Covered with embroideries Out of old mythologies From heel to throat; But the fools caught it, Wore it in the world's eye As though they'd wrought it.

你们选集里有这首：,我为我的歌儿缝就,一件长长的外套,上面缀满剪自古老,神话的花边刺绣；,但蠢人们把它抢去，穿上在人前炫示,俨然出自他们之手。

耶鲁公开课 - 现代诗歌课程节选

Nobody can get my haircut for me.

没人能取代我剪头发。

耶鲁公开课 - 死亡课程节选