"The thing that makes me loved the most is trust me enough to make terrible,terrible jokes whether they are just bad, or don't make any sense, or are really offensive and they know that I get,at least, where they are coming from.

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I'm not supposed to make bad jokes like that.

6的平方根是5吧，这是布什经济学对不对？

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My jokes are that bad. Wow-- All right.

我任务最简单的放来来看它。

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You can tell my jokes are always bad.

你可以说我的笑话很冷。

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