Somebody said world peacewas in our hands, but all I did was play Ping-Pong.

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Stupid is as stupid does, sir. That's what's leftafter me saying, "When I was in China onthe all-America Ping-Pong team, "I just lovedplaying Ping-Pong with my Flex-O-LitePing-Pong paddle,"

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I played Ping-Pong even when I didn't have anyoneto play Ping-Pong with.

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Does this mean I can'tplay Ping-Pong no more?

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I thought I wasgoing back to Vietnam, but instead they decided the best way for meto fight the Communists was to play Ping-Pong, so I was in the special Services, traveling around the country, cheering up wounded veteransand showing'em how to play Ping-Pong.

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