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It reminds me of a joke about the statistician who drowned in a pool with an average height of 10 inches.
这让我想起一个统计学笑话,在一个平均水深为10英寸的游泳池里，谁会被淹死。
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I can't help but sneer at him.
我真忍不住想笑话他。
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I know you're bugged by my bad humor, but too bad. Maybe you're bugged by this, saying wait a minute, how does this thing stop? This is the kind of definition that your high school geometry teacher would have rapped your knuckles over.
我也知道你可能觉得我的冷笑话很烦，但是很不幸，可能你会觉得这个很烦,你会想等等,这个程序怎么停下来呢？,这就是你们高中几何。
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Yeah, I know, it's a very sophisticated joke-- it takes a while, but I'm glad you got it.
是的，我知道这是个很深奥的笑话-,需要时间，很高兴你们消化了。
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It should remind us of-- at least it reminds me of this joke that you probably told.
这让我想起,一个你们可能听过的笑话
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If you laugh, I'm going to assume you are laughing at me.
如果你们在笑,我会假设你们在笑话我
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Despite making a bad joke about it we're going to do the same thing here.
尽管关于流程图我说了个很糟糕的笑话,我们还是要去画流程图。
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You can tell my jokes are always bad.
你可以说我的笑话很冷。
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So, even if we were to agree with the pessimists that it would be better never to have been born at all, as the old joke goes, show me one person in a thousand who's so lucky, right?
所以，即使我们要同意悲观主义者的观点,根本不出生更好，就像老笑话讲的那样，给我千里挑一找到一个走运的人？
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And so I joked, badly, I'll agree, at the end of last lecture, that we can just stop now, go straight to the final exam, because this is all you need to know.
所以我在上次演讲快结束时说了个拙劣的笑话，我会同意我们可以到此为止,直接进行期末考试，因为这些是你们需要知道的所有内容。
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Wow, John, I got a laugh for a political joke, I'm in big trouble. That better?
噢，John，我讲了个政治笑话大家都笑了，我有麻烦了，这样好些么？
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