I got a better horoscope from The Onion actually: "Riding in a golf cart with snow cone in hand, you'll be tackled by two police officers this week after matching a composite caricature " of a suspected murderer."

我在《洋葱报》上看到的星座运程更妙：,“别一手拿着刨冰一手开着高尔夫球车，否则本周你会被两名警官逮捕,因为你的长相,和谋杀疑犯的模拟肖像很像“

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I look good on paper. I look good in real life.

我纸面的成绩比你好看，现实的长相也比你俊朗。

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