是的，你的屎。
No more, Mister, Nice Guy, I twist your shit.
不会还有人叫我们什么先生，好人，我让你们苦恼。
You think your shit smells sweeter than most. Is that right?
你以为自己很了不起，对吗？
Rumor has it you're a real cold fish. You think your shit smells sweeter than most.
有传言说你是一个冷血动物，还觉得自己比谁都尿得高。
You must be grateful to life, your friends, your teachers, your parents, your political leaders, to humanity, to nature, to your creator, and even to your shit.
您必须要感激你的生命、你的父母、你的老师、您的领导、感激人类，自然和造物主，甚至是到你的屎。
Or, as your childhood selves would understand it: Holy Shit! We get to swing on webs now!
或者，以你儿童本我的理解就是：神哪，我也可以大展蜘蛛网神功了。
Well horse shit does grow gardens, it just wasn't enough to save your garden.
不过“马粪”确实能够让花园成长，只是光有“马粪”不够拯救你的花园。
No, if you want to see your enemy in real time, you need to get sci-fi on that shit.
抱歉，现实中你要真想能看到你的敌人们在干嘛，恐怕你只能去找科幻书了。
Just don't go out of your way to hang out with them, knowing they'll make you feel like shit in the end.
也不要把自己出来方式用在和他们的出行中，不要让自己最终感觉像狗屎一样。
Remember that time when someone in your company unsuccessfully used an Agile gardening methodology, and then went around saying that it was horse shit that doesn't work?
忘了那次你公司里的人使用敏捷园艺方法以失败告终后就到处说这方式就是一无是处的马粪么？
Shit happens. But when your fridge breaks, that’s bad.
倒霉事时有发生，但冰箱坏了是非常糟糕的。
A is for Arteries.You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.
就是你前女友最后给你留下的那堆没用的东西，因为丫就从来都没真正关心过你，丫不过就是看上了你的钱，她给你的都是些没有的垃圾。
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.
就是你前女友最后给你留下的那堆没用的东西，因为丫就从来都没真正关心过你，丫不过就是看上了你的钱，她给你的都是些没有的垃圾。
Shit. I thought he was your friend.
见鬼，我以为他是你的朋友呢。
我会在你嘴里拉屎。
Jung Your individual shit is an archetype of the collective shit.
荣格：你的个体大便是集体大便的原型。
Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
不是每个在你身上拉屎的都是你的敌人。
Have you given my daughter a little package to remember you by now that the war is over and you know America will kick your ass back to your village full of shit in Sicily?
你有没有使我的女儿明白，现在战争结束了，美国会把你踢回你在西西里岛上那个充满粪便的村庄？
In the shit on your head is not necessarily the enemy, you may also be the neighbor upstairs.
在你头上拉屎的未必是敌人，也可能是你楼上的邻居。
Time to take your training to next level. It's a lot of shit wind.
是时候把你的培训提到下一个层次了，外面风声很紧。
I have tried my best to filter out the shit you have eaten your whole life.
我已经试图尽我最大的努力去滤走那些你在此生中所吃下的垃圾。
I have tried my best to filter out the shit you have eaten your whole life.
我已经试图尽我最大的努力去滤走那些你在此生中所吃下的垃圾。
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