I've learned... that when your wife simply answers, "nothing" when you ask her what's wrong, you're in deep trouble.

我意识到……如果你问妻子“怎么啦？”她只简单说：“没事。”你麻烦就大了。

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When I think of my wife, I picture cracking her lovely skull, unspooling her brains. Trying to get answers: What are you thinking?

每当想起我的妻子，我总会幻想敲开她可爱的头颅，挖出她的脑子看个明白：你究竟在想什么？

youdao

When I think of my wife, I picture cracking her lovely skull, unspooling her brains. Trying to get answers: What are you thinking?

每当想起我的妻子，我总会幻想敲开她可爱的头颅，挖出她的脑子看个明白：你究竟在想什么？

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