I've got a joke for you. It's a real cracker!
我给你讲个笑话，好笑死了！
好的，我有个小笑话，医生。
And maybe it just a joke for you.
也许它只是一个笑话你。
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you.
女性读者请注意：对于你们来说，这个笑话就到此结束了。
All the words above are insignificant, just a joke for you all.
刚才所说的其实都是屁话，开个玩笑而已。
Attention Ladies: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
女士请注意：对于你们来说，这个笑话就到此结束了。停在这儿，继续感觉良好吧。
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
女性读者请注意：对于你们来说，这个笑话就到此结束了。停在这儿，继续感觉良好吧。
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
女性读者请注重：对于你们来说，这个笑话就到此竣事了。停在这儿，继续感受杰出吧。
In this style of humor, you are the butt of the joke for the amusement of others.
在这种幽默中，你是别人取笑的对象。
The response of the audience for whom the line was specifically written will always be much higher than another audience to whom you repeat the joke later.
那些听到为他们特别而作的笑话的听众总是会比只是听到你简单复述这个笑话的听众有强烈得多的反应。
Worse, other people will punish you for missing out: “Oh, yeah, the joke is kind of hard to explain.
更严重的是，其他人会对你没有参与做惩罚：“嗯，这种玩笑很难解释。
Learn to laugh with others - a joke or situation doesn't have to be enormously funny in order for you to take joy in it.
学着和别人一起笑。如果你不参与其中，笑话或者其他什么情境并不会带来多大的喜剧效果。
N this style of humor, you are the butt of the joke for the amusement of others.
在这种幽默类型里，你竭尽全力的去娱乐他人，就像自己是笑话的烟蒂。
"Do you throw your dead grandmother around for a joke at her funeral?" he said.
他说：“你会在你祖母葬礼上为了开开玩笑而扔你死去的祖母吗？”
You can make jokes about race without any race being the butt of the joke. Racism itself can be the butt, for example.
比方说，你可以讲关于种族的笑话，但不一定非得攻击哪个种族，你攻击的可以是种族主义。
One time a candidate sent – I love this – a thank you card with a professional picture of herself, which quite honestly became the running joke for weeks.
一次一个求职者发来一个——我爱这里——一个带有她个人写真照的感谢卡片，说实在的，在接下来几周很快传为了我们办公室的笑柄。
We don't show you the pictures of the residents of this village for a reason - they may seem scary to someone. And this is no joke.
我们没有为您展示小村居民的照片是因为——他们可能看起来很恐怖。这绝非笑话。
Do you think someone will arrest me for making a joke?
会有人因为我开玩笑就逮捕我？
Thanks you to scatter the cheers and the joke in ours childhood, all considers every time for us.
感谢你们在我们的童年里撒下欢声和笑语，每时每刻都为我们着想。
Are you afraid to ask questions when you don't understand something? For example, do you sometimes fake a laugh when you don't understand a joke?
当你碰到不明白的事时你会害怕去问别人吗？比如你听不懂别人说的笑话，你会装出被逗得很好笑的样子吗？
Many people find this sort of joke distasteful. The following example of 'sick humour' will enable you to judge for yourself.
许多人认为这种笑话是低级庸俗的。下面是个“病态幽默”的实例，你可以据此自己作出判断。
In our household it’s a running joke for one of us to say to the other, “Maybe you should get a job, derelict!”
“或许你该去找份工作，失职者！” ---这句话在我们家里一直是个笑话。
You may not laugh at the same joke again and again, but you may have cried for the same thing again and again.
你可能不会为同一个笑话笑了一遍又一遍，但你可能会为一直为同一件事哭了一次又一次。
Thank your dear friend for whose little joke makes you burst into laughters!
今天你被朋友的一个笑话逗得前仰后合，你应该感谢朋友；
Thank your dear friend for whose little joke makes you burst into laughters!
今天你被朋友的一个笑话逗得前仰后合，你应该感谢朋友；
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