I want to shit on my bed!

我想要在我的床上拉屎！

youdao

When the shit hits the fan, I don't want to be here.

事情一旦败露，我就不想待在这儿了。

《牛津词典》

My feeling has always been that people should concentrate on their jobs, and not all this fashionable 'I want to be a celebrity' shit.

我一直认为人们（明星）应该更专注在自己的工作上，而不是天天想着‘我要怎么成为名流’这种看起来很华丽的屁事。

youdao

Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan. I just don't want you to do some crazy shit.

看开一点，我只不过希望你做一个歌迷，而不要做出一些愚蠢的事来。

youdao

Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan. I just don't want you to do some crazy shit.

看开一点，我只不过希望你做一个歌迷，而不要做出一些愚蠢的事来。

youdao