You think that's a big deal? I bet I could leave this minute, get some lunch, get a drink at the bar, play some Frisbee, catch a flick and get back here unnoticed.

你觉得那很了不起是吧，我打赌，我现在去吃个午餐，喝杯酒，再玩会儿飞盘，再看场电影回来也不会被发现。

youdao

I'll bet I'm the most intelligent man in this bar!

我敢打赌我是这酒吧里最聪明的人！

youdao

I just bet them 500 apiece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, on your phone and piss on you and not would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy.

我跟他们每人赌了500块，赌我可以尿在你的酒吧里，尿在你的地板上你的电话上还有你身上，而你不但不会发火，反而会很高兴。

youdao

I just bet them 500 apiece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, on your phone and piss on you and not would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy.

我跟他们每人赌了500块，赌我可以尿在你的酒吧里，尿在你的地板上你的电话上还有你身上，而你不但不会发火，反而会很高兴。

youdao