今天我哥哥作弄我,在我的隐形眼镜清洗液里放了点醋。我几个小时前就把眼镜摘了,可是现在眼睛还火烧火燎的痛。FML。
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML.
她也不是故意要吵醒我,可是她每晚睡前例行的“脱隐形眼镜仪式”总让我心烦意乱,我觉得就像有上千瓶的隐形眼镜清洗液在洗手盆里摇来晃赴。
She doesn't mean to wake me up, but when she starts her nightly contact-removal ritual, I can't help but hear what seems like thousands of different cleaning solution bottles bumping around the sink.
她也不是故意要吵醒我,可是她每晚睡前例行的“脱隐形眼镜仪式”总让我心烦意乱,我觉得就像有上千瓶的隐形眼镜清洗液在洗手盆里摇来晃赴。
She doesn't mean to wake me up, but when she starts her nightly contact-removal ritual, I can't help but hear what seems like thousands of different cleaning solution bottles bumping around the sink.
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