这是洋葱新闻网，我是杰夫·泰特。
但不要指望《洋葱》新闻的精确度与时效性，因为如今的“洋葱新闻网”只发布假新闻或恶搞新闻。
But don't expect accuracy and timeliness from it, because The Onion, which is now a website, only publishes fake news, or news satire.
威尔伯现年24岁，是一位搞笑艺人和作家，在网络上声名鹊起(《洋葱新闻》的幽默学院)，他住在布鲁克林。
A 24-year old stand-up comedian and writer with net credits (College Humor, The Onion), Wilbur lives in Brooklyn.
《洋葱新闻传播网》网络视频公司曾制作了一段新闻，题为《奥巴马的获胜引发其狂热支持者们意识到，他们的生活有多空虚》。
The Onion News Network, an online video venture, did a segment entitled "Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters to Realise How Empty Their Lives Are".
然而，波士顿的方案还是让人忍不住疑惑，这不会是《洋葱新闻》整出来的方案吧：运动员住在暑假空出来的大学宿舍；
Still, one might wonder if Boston's proposal was actually made by The Onion: The athletes could live in college dormitories that are empty during the summer;
正在进行Friendster考古挖掘的研究者们表示这一网页在公元2005年就被遗弃了……（这一篇为洋葱新闻社自制的恶搞采访视频）
Researchers conducting the Friendster excavation say the site has been deserted since the year 2005 A.D……
对于那些不熟悉虚假新闻报道概念的人而言，经常错把《洋葱》的讽刺和幽默当真。
For those unfamiliar with the concept of fake news stories, their satire and humor can easily be missed.
【洋葱】是美国一间数字媒体公司和新闻讽刺组织。
The Onion】 The Onion is an American digital media company and news satire organization.
【洋葱】是美国一间数字媒体公司和新闻讽刺组织。
The Onion】 The Onion is an American digital media company and news satire organization.
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