原来我一直是我男神的女神。
不是,他是我的一位男性朋友,是我男朋友的同学。
No. He is one of my male friends. He is a classmate of my boyfriend's.
你好!因为你是我男神,所以我喜欢你,因为你很优秀,所以我更喜欢你。
Because you are my male god, so I like you, because you are very good, so I'm more like you.
我也没有告诉他那个男人可能是个女的,而那个女人肯定是男的——我们这个公寓的那些饰边也已经够女里女气的了。
I didn't tell him that the man was probably a woman and the woman surely a man? We had enough drag there among the apartment's ruffles.
我最好的朋友曾抱怨,当她遇到一位男生,他喜欢的音乐、书籍和电影跟她的一模一样,她总以为是交到了一个新朋友- - -出乎意料的是她发现这是他想跟她出去约会耍的把戏。
My best mate would complain that when she met a man who liked the same music, books or films as her, she always thought she had made a new friend - only to discover he wanted to ask her out.
胶布眼镜男放慢脚步小跑着,以便我能赶上他。“你是谁?”我仍在笑。
Tape-Glasses slowed to a trot so that I could catch up with him. "Who are you?" I said, still laughing.
在我的青春期,我试着变得和那些直男直女一样,并且说服自己我是喜欢男生的。
In my teens I tried to fit in with my straight friends and convince myself that I fancied boys. I even had a couple of short relationships.
大学里,我是兄弟会的预备成员,但是后来变成了失望男,再后来变成了转学生。
In college, I was Pledge and then Disappointed and then Transfer Student.
一位男士曾坦白地说;“一个我无法回答的大问题是:女士想要的是什么? ”?
Once a man confessed, "The great question I have not been able to answer is What does a woman want?"
我最近看了一部电影,讲的是一个成年人(30岁以上)告诉他的朋友们他是一个宅男。
A recent movie I saw had a grown man (over thirty) telling his friends that he's a "stay-at-home-son."
男的回答:是,我是!
一天晚上,我的吉他师(是个男的)在餐厅遇到一群人,被他们邀去参加一个派对,在外面一直玩到早晨5点。
The other night my [male] guitarist was in a restaurant, met a bunch of people and was invited to a party, and was out till five o 'clock in the morning.
Alpha student学生阿尔法albert,53岁,男管家比利时大使馆:“获得工作的第一天,我对自己说道,‘你现在是在比利时而不是刚果’”“大使馆的住处必须总是保持整洁。”
Albert, 53, butler, Belgian embassy 'the first day I got the job, I said to myself, "You're in Belgium now, not the Congo." the ambassador's residence must always be clean.
男:对不起,我是个方向谜。
我本来可能进入女厕所的,但是我是男的。万一没什么意外,人们只是在开玩笑呢。
I could have entered, but I am a man, what if there was nothing and someone was just joking.
我认识一位男孩子,他父亲是某报社的编辑。
我也不知道是男是女,不过我和老公都喜欢的。
在农场上干活的那些男的是我的亲戚。
这个男的是谁?他是我的爸爸。
我有一条小狗,他是男的,他的名字叫杰克。
我有一条小狗,他是男的,他的名字叫杰克。
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