这就是为什么我写了《肠子》，一部真人真事改编的三幕短篇故事。
That's why I wrote 'Guts'. Just a three-act short story based on true-life anecdotes.
同样，如果孩子说，“我讨厌你的肠子，妈妈”，也不会有家长说，“太棒了。”
Similarly, if a child is to say, "I hate your guts, mother," it's an unusual mother, "That's wonderful."
读《肠子》的时候我热得头上直冒气儿，看着稿子也不太敢抬头。
Reading 'Guts' takes a full head of steam. You don't get many moments to look up from the page.
然而当外科医生为我做手术时(因为用X光很难判断疝气，必需得靠外科手术)，在那块疙瘩后面却并未发现任何露出来的肠子什么的。
But when surgeons operated (a hernia is tough to X-ray and needs to be fixed surgically), there was no twisted loop of intestine behind that bump.
我的肠子还从来没有像现在这样工作过。
我第一次读《肠子》这个短篇故事的时候没人晕倒。
No one fainted the first time I read the short story, 'Guts'.
但是我第一次读《肠子》的时候没人晕倒。
比方说，每当我想到斯太甫罗根，我便会联想到某一个妖魔站在高处向我们扔自己撕裂的肠子。
When I think of Stavrogin for example, I think of some divine monster standing on a high place and flinging to us his torn bowels.
对于我来说，在欺负人与捉弄人两个行为之间并没有很明显的界限，但是我知道他不是“捕猎者”，他是个直肠子，遇到什么事就反应出来。
The border between bullying and teasing is not obvious to me, but I know he's not predatory; he shoots from the hip at random things that move.
在我的整个溃烂的结肠被切除之前，我的医生让我透过肠镜看到了那段已经坏死的肠子。
Before my entire ravaged colon was removed, my doctors let me peer through the scope and take a look at it as it died.
在服用非洲芒果两周后，我减掉了22磅脂肪，肠子上的脂肪都减掉不少，”肯尼迪说。
"After just two weeks of using African Mango, I lost 22 pounds of fat, including a lot of fat off my gut," says Kennedy.
合计有67个人在我读《肠子》的时候晕倒。
然而《肠子》绝不是《恶搞研习营》中最黑暗最有趣最令你不舒服的故事，有些我还不敢当众朗读。
And 'Guts' is by no means the darkest or funniest or most upsetting story from the novel Haunted. Some, I didn't dare read in public.
在为我的小说《日记》(Diary)作推广活动的旅途中，我第一次公开朗读了《肠子》。
On the promotion tour for my novel Diary, I read 'Guts' for the first time in public.
我的朋友们在读《肠子》时哄然大笑；
“不像”给人的印象不够积极，煮过的水蛭肠子也不像我喝过的咖啡，但并不意味着我想喝它。
I mean, boiled leech guts is also unlike any coffee I've ever tasted, that doesn't mean I want to drink it. How about.
我看过一个人被金子淹死。那可不是什么美好的景象。若你真的取得了我的剑，那一定是在你的肠子中间。
I saw a man drowned in gold once. It was not a pretty sight. If you ever get my sword, it will be through your bowels.
当天晚上，我做了一个活检，医生将内窥镜塞进我的喉咙，穿过胃，进入肠子，又用一根针刺进胰脏，从肿瘤上得到一些细胞。
Later that evening I had a biopsy, where they stuck an endoscope down my throat, through my stomach and into my intestines, put a needle into my pancreas and got a few cells from the tumor.
我：哈哈，我的肠子都笑疼了，你该说你们会派律师坐飞机到上海去找他啊。
Shantal: LOL! My gut hurts! You should tell them you are going to send your lawyer to Shanhai.
是我的肠子给吸进了下水口。
晚上我又做了一个活切片检查，医生把内窥镜从我的喉咙伸进去，通过胃，然后进入肠子，用针在胰腺肿瘤上取下细胞。
Later that evening I had a biopsy, where they stuck an endoscope down my throat, through my stomach, into my intestines, put a needle into my pancreas and got a few cells from the tumor.
哦，你正应该看看我怎样挪动那三公尺的小肠子，我的功夫比以前更精了。
Oh, you should see what I did in the removal of three metres of small intestine and better now than ever.
如果你对我撒谎，我将把你的肠子从你脖子里拽出来。
If you lie to me, I'll pull your guts out through your throat.
把她的肠子切成丝后，我仔仔细细地清洗了上面的排泄物。
Shredding her intestines first, I then thoroughly washed the feces from them.
把她的肠子切成丝后，我仔仔细细地清洗了上面的排泄物。
Shredding her intestines first, I then thoroughly washed the feces from them.
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