3000万是我粗略估计我喜欢的女人的数目。
Thirty million is my rough guesstimate of how many desirable single women there are.
老实说，现在只要有一个女篮球员出现在我面前，就一定是我最喜欢的制服女人。
Truth be told, though, my favorite woman in uniform is whatever woman basketball player happens to be in front of me at the moment.
每个女人都喜欢听到人们对她们容貌的赞扬，当然我也不例外了。
It doesn't bother me: every woman likes to hear compliments for how they look and I am no different.
给自己留些时间——这是成功女人的习惯当中我最喜欢的一条：花时间为自己充电，补给自己的情绪、精神和身体能量。
Take time for yourself — This habit for highly successful women is my favorite: take time to recharge your batteries and refuel your emotional, spiritual, and physical energy.
多年来我所学到的一件事是，女人喜欢测试男人。
One thing that I've learned over the years is that women love to test men.
我喜欢会叠衣服的女人，每次洗完烫平叠得都像刚从商店里买回来的一样。
I like a woman who knows how to fold clothes in a way that whenever you finish washing, ironing and folding them, they will look just like when you bought them from stores.
不过，换成女人的话，她们则更爱说：“我非常喜欢你的外套，你在哪买的啊？”
A woman, however, would be more likely to say: 'I really love your jacket. Where did you buy it?'
酒保听了说，“我的上帝啊，你家里没有一个喜欢女人的吗？”
To which the bartender replied, "My goodness, isn't there anybody in your family that like women?"
我喜欢有未来的男人和有过去的女人。
因此没有事情可以改变一个迷人的女人，让她在一两次约会后，比一个刚开始说：“你知道，我确实，确实喜欢你”的男人逃得更快。
And nothing turns an attractive women off and sends her running away faster than a guy who starts saying "you know, I really, really like you" after only one or two dates.
我只是喜欢女人喜欢做的事情。
有的时候，我来自美国的朋友会取笑我，说那是包，一个女人的钱包，但是我还是很喜欢它，我才不管呢。
Sometimes my friends from America will tease me that it's a purse, a woman's purse, but I still like it.
更让人纠结的一点是，我喜欢那些看上去像女人的女人。
What complicates matters even more is that I fancy women who look like women.
他的感觉：“这个女人是要追我吗，约会刚结束，她就发来邮件表示感谢，她是喜欢上我了。”
His perception: you're pursuing him. You sent him a thank-you email after your date, and immediately he knew you liked him.
亲爱的卡罗尔，我很喜欢那些拥有一头金发的女人，大多数男人也是如此。
Dear Carole, I am attracted to women with blonde hair. This seems to be true of a lot of men.
不管怎么样，大部分男人感觉我不像个女人，他们都喜欢年轻的小女孩。
Anyway, most of them don't find me feminine. They like young girls.
而女人则最喜欢说“我没事儿，挺好的”，并以此来掩饰自己的真实情绪。
Whereas women use the line, "Nothing's wrong, I'm fine" most often to hide their true feelings.
我最喜欢举的例子是早期男女平等主义群体的一个宣言：当男人形容女人的美丽为自然法则时，他们是“物化”了女人。
A favorite example of mine is the old feminist declaration that men “objectify” women when they respond to female beauty as nature decrees.
我喜欢那些滑稽的电影让我笑破肚皮，或是“赚女人眼泪”的情感戏让我以泪洗面。
I relish being able to laugh my head off watching a silly movie, or being brought to tears by a sentimental 'chick 'flick.
我注意到这个世界上有很多漂亮的女人都喜欢宇航员，于是我希望多蒂能决定离开我。
I'd noticed there were a lot of good-looking women in the world and a lot of them liked astronauts. I hoped Dottie would decide to leave me.
今天，我明白了这个变种人如此容易获得女孩喜欢的原因：他相当明白如何让女人笑。
Today, I understand why the mutant was getting that girl's affection so easily: he knew exactly how to make women laugh.
不管怎么样，大部分男人感觉我不像个女人，他们都喜欢年轻的小女孩。
Anyway, most of them don't find me feminine.They like young girls.
我的丈夫说，只要是女人让男人吃苦头的电影我都喜欢。
My husband says it's because I love any movie where a woman beats the crap out of a man.
我的丈夫说，只要是女人让男人吃苦头的电影我都喜欢。
My husband says it's because I love any movie where a woman beats the crap out of a man.
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