一张有效期一个月的洗衣店优惠券(或者任何其它能减轻母亲烦恼的事)，如果家里已经有小孩，那就雇佣保姆吧。
A coupon to do the laundry (or whatever other chore your mom hates) for a month. If you have small children in the family, offer to babysit.
不管你是一个多么阴郁的人，如果家里有一个小孩子，你会不知不觉地变得能够欢笑，不知不觉地你会开始喜欢玩，不知不觉地你会开始跳舞，不知不觉地你会开始在沙发下面爬来爬去。
It doesn't matter how glum you are, if you have a child in your house unknowingly you'll laugh, unknowingly you'll play, unknowingly you'll dance, unknowingly you'll crawl under the sofa.
不管你是一个多么阴郁的人，如果家里有一个小孩子，你会不知不觉地变得能够欢笑，不知不觉地你会开始喜欢玩，不知不觉地你会开始跳舞，不知不觉地你会开始在沙发下面爬来爬去。
It doesn't matter how glum you are, if you have a child in your house unknowingly you'll laugh, unknowingly you'll play, unknowingly you'll dance, unknowingly you'll crawl under the sofa.
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