大姨妈都来了，安全期还会远么？
我在鲨笼潜水时候，真的来了大姨妈。
My period started while I was cage diving with great white sharks.
今天也TM刚好是我大姨妈来的第一天。
暑假真的很短，在两次大姨妈中就没有了。
Summer vacation is really very short, in the two big aunt did not have.
确保她知道大姨妈来的时候没什么好尴尬的。
Make sure she knows that periods are nothing to be embarrassed about.
你是不是来大姨妈了？
噢！是的，非常乐意，只要你大姨妈没意见就行。
我的大姨妈来了。
连大姨妈都会在女人老了之后离你而去，更何况男人。 e。
Even the great aunt will be in the old woman away from you, not to mention men.
在这样大冷的天里，感冒就像女人的大姨妈一样，每个月总有那么几天都会来一次。
In such a cold day, cold like a woman who's the big aunt, each month there is always a few days will come again.
但得知这几天是我来大姨妈的日子后，就告诉我他周末要往上班还说“下周见吧”。
Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week."
大姨妈Sally来早了——不管她怎么点击按钮都没有任何反应，Sally很失望。
Aunt Sally turned out to be too fast for you-she clicked the button, and nothing happened, and she was disappointed.
今天我流感了，食物中毒了，外加大姨妈了。我全身各种洞里流出来的东西足以把下水道装满了啊喂。
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML.
现在的页面内容仍然没什么看头，因为当用户(你、我、或者刚好经过的大姨妈Sally)点击按钮时没有任何反应。
It's still not particularly exciting, since nothing happens when users (you, me, or your Aunt Sally, if she happens to be looking over your shoulder) click on the button.
现在的页面内容仍然没什么看头，因为当用户(你、我、或者刚好经过的大姨妈Sally)点击按钮时没有任何反应。
It's still not particularly exciting, since nothing happens when users (you, me, or your Aunt Sally, if she happens to be looking over your shoulder) click on the button.
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