讲一个好笑话-或者告诉周围的人你喜爱什么。
Tell a good joke - or ask people nearby to tell you their favorites.
有一个古老的笑话说，如果你问顾问现在几点，他会先向你借手表，然后才好告诉你。
There was an old joke about how if you ask a consultant the time he'll borrow your watch so he can tell you.
有一天我的一个好朋友告诉我，他最喜欢的书是戴维·福斯特·沃伦斯的《无穷尽的笑话》。
One day a good friend told me that his favorite book was Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace.
撒拉大约90岁了，已经绝经。上帝告诉她她会生一个儿子的时候，她笑话上帝。
Sarah, who is about 90 years old and has gone through menopause, laughs at God when he tells her that she will have a son.
布兰克·费恩同时也承认对于之前告诉星期日泰晤士报高盛只不过做的是“上帝的工作”感到抱歉，还说他只不过把这一评论当作一个笑话。
Blankfein also admitted he regretted telling the Sunday Times that Goldman was simply doing "God's work", adding that he meant the comment as a joke.
在布赖恩的基调，当然，与往常一样，他声称的每件事是模拟的，他还告诉观众一个笑话。
In Brian 'keynotes, of course, as always, he claimed that nowadays everything is analog, and he also told the audience a joke.
今天我要告诉大家一个发生在我身边的笑话。
这不仅仅是一个笑话，它告诉我们如何对待朋友。
It is more than a joke, it tells us how to treat our friends.
我要告诉你一个笑话：从前我有一只小狗，当我咳嗽的时候，它总是用悲哀的神气瞅着我，它是我唯一喜爱过的动物。
Once I had a little dog who used to look at me with sad eyes when I coughed: he was the only living creature I have ever loved.
现在是《科学一刻》节目的科学笑话时候，我们会告诉你一个笑话，然后通过解释这个笑话让你感觉其实这并不是一个笑话。准备好了吗？
It's time for an a Moment of science science joke, where we tell you a knee-slapper, and then ruin the fun by explaining it. Ready?
Hieber说这位母亲告诉警方她登网上广告只是作为一个笑话。
Hieber said the mother told police she had only intended the Internet AD as a joke.
我的一个朋友告诉我一个有趣的笑话。
这让我想起了一个关于漂亮女孩子的笑话，她无休止地一直谈论着自己如何如何，然后补充说道：“关于我也就这么多，谈谈你吧，告诉我你都喜欢我什么。”
It reminds me of the joke about the gorgeous girl who spoke about herself endlessly and then tried to make amends "But enough about me. Lets talk about you. Tell me what you like about me."
一个经典笑话是这样讲的：一个护士冲进诊疗室喊道：“大夫，大夫，候诊室里有一个隐形人。” 医生回答说：“你告诉他，我看不见他。”
Next time you see my family and someone is telling a joke, do yourself a favor: Make yourself invisible.
一个经典笑话是这样讲的：一个护士冲进诊疗室喊道：“大夫，大夫，候诊室里有一个隐形人。” 医生回答说：“你告诉他，我看不见他。”
Next time you see my family and someone is telling a joke, do yourself a favor: Make yourself invisible.
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