我需要找到用便便纸制作尿片的方法。
I need to figure out how to make diapers out of Poo Poo Paper.
工作就是把这头大肥鸟的便便扫掉。
你要是有便便的话，现在快扔！
如果是干便便我就不知道了。
这是典型的自闭症便便。
可是真正让我烦恼的是他研究动物的便便。
But what really bothers me is that he studies the poop of animals.
便便之后，要用香皂洗手。
是啊，看那个人，还在擦根本不存在的便便！
Of course, look at the man who is tidying the non-existent shit!
第二你和你伴侣75%的对话将会使关于便便。
No.2 75% of conversations with your spouse will be about poo.
我可以去便便吗？
随你相不相信(很多人还是选择不信)女生也会便便。
Believe it or not (and many choose not to) some women have the ability to poop.
那是便便。
如果一只动物园里的黑猩猩拿便便扔你，你也找东西扔他。
If a chimp at the zoo flings feces at you, throw some right back.
第三你会花掉整个周五的晚上来清理墙上和天花板上的便便。
No.3 you will spend Friday nights cleaning poo off your walls and ceiling.
好吧。亲爱的，你今天的便便又黄又硬。你需要马上跟我去医院。
Richard: All right. Honey, your pool looks so yellow and hard today. You need to go to hospital with me right now.
狗狗对这方面不太挑剔，不过你也得记得时常清理它在后院的便便。
Dogs are far less persnickety about where they relieve themselves, but do them the favor of regularly picking up the poop in the backyard.
当人们说：‘咦，她把便便涂在指甲上’的时候，我就笑笑不说话。
When people say: "Ew she put poo on her nail," I just laugh.
此外，狗狗早上睡醒后，一般都会排泄一次(包括PEE和便便)。
In addition, the dog dog after waking up in the morning, usually discharge time (including PEE and feces).
今天，我发现过去四天来断断续续滴在我头上的原来是上面三层的便便。
Today, I found out that the leak that has been dripping constantly on my head at work for the past 4 days is human waste from the three flats above.
这也就是说，如果这只狗在白宫拉便便，我们要等未来几代人来清理干净。
That way, if the dog leaves a mess in the White House, itll be cleaned up by future generations.
遗憾的是，玩偶并没有一个配套的魔棒让妈妈、爸爸们去清理玩偶制造的便便。
Unfortunately, the doll does not come with a magic wand for mom or dad to clean up the messes it makes
遗憾的是，玩偶并没有一个配套的魔棒让妈妈、爸爸们去清理玩偶制造的便便。
Unfortunately, the doll does not come with a magic wand for mom or dad to clean up the messes it makes
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