而在工作后，你在老板看来，很可能你只不过是狗屎！
When you work, you are merely dog's dropping in your boss 'view.
当然，如果被溅了一身泥，踩了狗屎，或者无意间把红色的毛巾与白色的衣物混在一起洗了，你是可以发火的，事实上，这是最自然不过的反应了。
Sure, you can be angry at getting splashed with mud, stepping in dog poop, or inadvertently throwing a red towel in with the white laundry. In fact, that is probably the most normal response.
当这种狗屎事情发生时，你只需哈哈大笑。
一个喷罐，想想看？你喷在狗屎上面。
一个喷罐，想想看？你喷在狗屎上面。
当然可以，职业好确定你会清理地上的狗屎。
Of course, you can, Just make sure you will not leave your dogs's shit on the ground.
你说你爱我，但你为什么做这样的狗屎决定？
假如你给女人一句废话，她就会给回你一大堆的“狗屎”！
If you give a woman any crap, she'll give you back a ton of SHIT!
异教：如果你在世上屙出狗屎，你就会遇到三倍的狗屎。
Paganism: If you send shit out into the world, it will return to you threefold.
你就是用狗屎做的！
那些有了一场狗屎比赛，却说他是了不起的，你担心他们。
The one who has a crap game and says he was fantastic, you worry for him.
一份新工作，最近获得的财富，以及不时的狗屎运其实都很简单，他们只不过是你在一个恰当的时间里处在一个恰当的环境中。这个环境，就是你需要的”网“。
New jobs, fresh fortune and random strokes of great luck are often the simple result of being plugged into the right network at the right time.
虽然你有2个星期之久的强大狗屎运，但其中第一个星期的狗屎运是更特大号的。
While you will have two weeks of extra strong luck, it will be even stronger in the first week.
我说，‘嘿，你瞧，你正在负责一个狗屎似的领域，你的工作是找到玫瑰花瓣，’而不是说，‘哦，我身处一个狗屎似的领域。’
"I say, 'Hey, look, you're in a field of shit, and your job is to be able to find the rose petals,' as opposed to saying, 'Oh, I'm in a field of shit,'" he says.
我最深切的情况发生这样的道歉，但这只是其中之一的情况下你不能做任何事，但说“狗屎发生”。
My deepest apologies for the situation to happen like this, but this was just one of these situations where you cant do anything but say "shit happens".
我不知道我是否想在60多岁时在摇滚乐队里。我的态度是连出两张狗屎专集的话，你就可以离开了。所以，我的意思是我不知道乐队会持续多久。
I don't know if I want to be in a rock band in my 60s. My attitude is two crap albums in a row and you're out. So, I mean, I don't know how long we'll go.
所以如果你给她废话，就准备好等着她给你成吨的狗屎吧… 如果你同意就把它传给朋友吧…
So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit …Pass it along if you agree…
所以如果你给她废话，就准备好等着她给你成吨的狗屎吧… 如果你同意就把它传给朋友吧…
So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit …Pass it along if you agree…
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