你要是看见两种生命形态，一个在大便，另一个在盛大便，你会以为哪个是主人。
If you see two life forms, one of them is making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.
有一定可能是你奶中有一种油脂让宝宝大便次数多。
May be you have some milk there is a baby oil so that the number of stool .
我的解决方案是：如果三天还没有大便，你就要采取措施了。
My solution is: If no bowel movement for three days, you have to take measures.
如果你要那样天真的话，天是很有可能掉下的是大便而不是馅饼！
If you must be such naive, what the day has the possibility to fall down very much is the bowel movement, but is not a meat pie!
你要是看见两种生命形态，一个在大便，另一个在盛大便，你会以为哪个是主人。
If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.
你注意大便的样子了吗？ 是水样的还是粘液样？
但我并没有坑你，是让你赚了大便宜。
但我并没有坑你，是让你赚了大便宜。
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