你古怪的助手使我成为了世界上最棒的爸爸！
And that weirdo assistant of yours just made me the coolest dad in the world.
从现在开始，可以用一个简单粗暴的原则：如果别人不认为你古怪，那么你的日子就糟糕了。
You can probably take it as a rule of thumb from now on that if people don't think you're weird, you're living badly.
“你真是个古怪的孩子。”克拉拉说。
你知道的，他是那种古怪的傻瓜吗？
你也许可以容忍那些肆意驾车的古怪司机，粗鲁无礼的司机，但是现在有礼貌的司机就不一样了。
You might tolerate the odd road-hog, the rude and inconsiderate driver, but nowadays the well-mannered motorist is the exception to the rule.
你要知道，我的家人个个古怪得很。
你很可能会注意到他行为的古怪之处。
You will probably notice an element of quirkiness in his behaviour.
“你总是为所欲为，才弄得自己那么古怪。”玛丽自言自语地继续说。
"It is always having your own way that has made you so queer," Mary went on, thinking aloud.
就好像仅仅骑独轮车看起来还不够滑稽一样，加上木槌和球，你就得到了一个真正古怪的景象。
As if just riding a unicycle didn't look funny enough, add mallets and balls and you've got a truly wacky spectacle.
一定要签上你的真实姓名（全名），而不是Ry-Ry或Biff 这样的古怪昵称。
Always sign with your (entire) real name, not some wacky nickname like Ry-Ry or Biff.
科学家认为，只要模仿其他人的口音动动你的嘴皮子，就会让你直觉般地了解那古怪的话语模式，并懂得他们要说些什么。
The scientists say that simply moving your mouth like other folks do allows you to intuit their potentially eccentric speech patterns, and get what they say.
如果孩子的举止开始变得古怪，他说：“你现在感受到的就是醉酒的感觉。”
If a child then began to act strangely, he said, "What you're feeling is called being drunk."
起初，这看起来可能有点古怪，但请相信我，你很快就会发现自己与之的乐趣。
At first this may seem a little weird but trust me, you'll soon find yourself having fun with it.
无论在家人、朋友还是同事的眼中，你都是一个激进反叛、行为古怪的人。
You're the rebel, the radical, and the eccentric in every group, whether it's family, friends, or your team at work.
这把枪有点古怪，你知道，非常奇怪。
伴随的这两种计划都会产生一些社会影响，小到古怪的声名，大到对你社交生活的改写，这都取决于过去。
There can be social effects accompanying both schedules, that range from a mild reputation for weirdness to full-on rewrite of your social life, depending on what it was like before.
这些年住这么近，从来不来看看我们，可真古怪；你干吗这样呢？
To live all these years such close neighbours, and never see us, is odd: what have you done so for?
尼科尔森先生生活在洛杉矶，在那里人们都认为徒步行走是种古怪的行为，你也会因此被逮捕。
Mr Nicholson lives in Los Angeles where walking is regarded as eccentric and can get you arrested.
你能解释他的古怪行为吗？
我知道你是谁，你是人类，虽然你很古怪，我仍一样爱你。
You are human, in all of your quirkiness, and I love you still.
但是“也不要目不转睛地盯着摄像头看”，因为这让你看起来非常古怪。
But "don't stare unblinkingly at the camera", either, which will just make you look weird.
可能你不会喜欢佩戴这块古怪的手表，尤其当你不是日本人的时候。
This is one strange watch you probably wouldn’t like to wear, especially if you’re not Japanese.
在未来的几年中，如果你看到飞机加上了古怪的鳍状飞翼，那你应当知道这些想法出自于何处。
In years to come, if you see aircraft with strange fin-type wings then you will know where that idea was fished up from.
上个月，如果你漫步于伦敦街头，你或许会发现一些古怪的事情。
IF you walked around London last month, you might have noticed something a little strange.
我知道我在试图做一些不一样的东西，但是你总是会去寻找那些你能辨认得出的古怪玩意。
I knew I was trying to do something different, but you keep on looking for the odd thing you recognise.
告诉我你为什么这样古怪，希刺克厉夫先生？
因为你所在的小村子平静祥和，容不下任何古怪的想法和类似于刚刚引起你焦虑的那些理论。
Because while the small village you live in is peaceful, there is little tolerance for outlandish ideas and theories like the ones that just rattled your brain.
我告诉你，他们生来就这么古怪。
但是如果你不能转换开关成为一个古怪的人，可能你能学习怪癖教的教训—去发现不同之处。
But if you can't just flip a switch and become eccentric, maybe you can learn the lesson eccentrics teach - to seek out the different.
但是如果你不能转换开关成为一个古怪的人，可能你能学习怪癖教的教训—去发现不同之处。
But if you can't just flip a switch and become eccentric, maybe you can learn the lesson eccentrics teach - to seek out the different.
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