他说，“我没做饭，我刚放了个屁。”
就在这时候，女顾客放了一个屁。
今天在银行排队时我放了个屁。
人就这么消失了，像在风中放了一个屁！
人就这么消散了，像在风中放了一个屁！
Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind! Nothinha left however!
你暗恋我多久了？一年，结果你一个屁也没放。
You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it.
虚拟PC是个屁！
从前有一个鬼，一天他放了一个屁然后就死了。
There was once a ghost, one day he put a fart and then died.
从前有一个鬼，一天他放了一个屁然后就死了。
There was once a ghost , one day he put a fart and then died.
你懂个屁的历史。
事实上从我坐在这里到现在已经至少放了20个屁了。
In fact while I've been in here I must have farted at least 20 times.
没退成啊，现在上官淇这么强大，这婚还退个屁呀！
Do not behind, climb officer Qi now so lusty, this wedding still backs fart!
这是一个屁引发的理论，就像一个苹果引发的理论一样。
Felian: This theory which is due to a fart is just like a theory which is due to an apple.
不过，在我上车的时候，我不小心使一个屁溜了出来。
Finally, to my relief, I found a cab but when I got in I let a little fart slip.
即使你跟银行来往个25年，你们的交情还不如一个屁。
Even if you bank with someone for 25 years, that still doesn't amount to a hill of beans.
每想念你一次，我就放一个屁，臭氧层就是这样形成的。
Every miss you once, I let a fart, bad smell oxygen is like this form.
解释个屁！解释你怎么等到时机成熟好踹了我找她去？ ！
Explain what?! How you've been waiting until the time was right and then you would dump me for her?!
如果一个屁已经消散了，别人都闻不到，但我还能闻几分钟。
又是在一切将要恢复正常的时候，另一个屁又迫不及待的冲来了。
It is to be in when everything will return to normal, another fart of too impatient to wait rush.
可是今天，她说了“我知道怎么让你温暖”之后便朝我放了一个屁。
Tonight, she said "I know how to warm you up" and farted on me. FML.
当然有人会说武器是为了保护人民，可是人民都死球了，你们还保护个屁？
Of course people might say that is to protect people, weapons, but people are dead, you also protect the fart?
只要你付出5000g，就能在你个屁后，让您的受益人得到1g的赔偿金！
U just to pay 5000g after your death, ur beneficiaries will receive compensation 1g!
只要你付出5000g，就能在你个屁后，让您的受益人得到1g的赔偿金！
U just to pay 5000g after your death, ur beneficiaries will receive compensation 1g!
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