I wrote down the best jokes I found.
我抄下我发现的最棒的笑话。
I make one of the best jokes of my life.
我说了我一生中最绝的俏皮话。
Use your best jokes when writing your movie script.
把你原创的最幽默的笑话和段子写入剧本。
Try not to be afraid to give the movie script your best jokes that you created and have saved for your own movie production.
高水准的原创笑话和段子也许曾挽救你的电影作品，这样的好东西应该被写入剧本，对此不必太过吝啬和担心有“炒剩饭”之嫌，好东西就是要拿出来与大家分享。
In what was hailed as one of Obama's best jokes from the 2015 White House Correspondents' Dinner, the president raved about those magic "Joe Biden shoulder massages. ""
奥巴马在2015年白宫记者晚宴中极力夸奖“拜登肩部按摩”的魔力，这被赞为晚宴最有趣的笑话。
"Working is the best medicine. Planting trees helps to fight cancer, "he often jokes.
“工作是最好的良药。植树有助于对抗癌症，”他经常开玩笑说。
It was the halcyon years of my youth, seventh grade to be exact, and she was beautiful, smart, and, best of all, she laughed at my clumsy teenage boy jokes.
那是一段愉快的少年时光，准确地说是在七年级。她很美丽、聪明，而最好的是，她常常因我的笨拙的笑话而乐不可支。
Usually such jokes get only polite sympathy laughter at best, and at worst the joke falls completely flat or even offends, either way the presenter is off to a poor start.
通常这种笑话充其量只能得到礼貌性的、出于同情的笑声，而最坏的情况下，这种笑话则完全是无聊的，甚至会冒犯观众。总之，这样的展示一开始就有了坏兆头。
Since then, readers have sent us over 20 million true stories and jokes, about 100, 000 of which we've published. And now we're bringing you the best of the best.
从那里起，读者们为我们提供了2千万个真实的故事和笑话，其中100,000个被登载出版。
Other articles were on 'Positive thinking' and 'Why laughter is the best medicine,' followed by lots of jokes.
其它还有关于“正面思考”、“为何笑是最佳良药”的文章，同时还附上很多笑话。
She jokes that that you make your best friends abroad the week before you leave, and the moment you feel at home in a place, it's time to go.
她开玩笑说，当你在国外即将离开的前一周你会结交到最好的朋友，离开的那一刻你会感觉到家一般的温暖。
She always jokes that her best weapons are her engineering tools and a sharp sense of humor.
她常常开玩笑说她最好的武器就是她的工程工具和敏锐的幽默感。
FHM is officially the best magazine on planet Earth; featuring the hottest girls, the funniest jokes, and the coolest cucumbers.
男人帮杂志正式对地球上最好的杂志，最热门的女孩，最好笑的笑话，最酷的黄瓜。
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
好创意总是以笑话的方式出现，让自己尽量变得有趣吧。
There is never a dull moment when your Gemini dad is in the room. He is the one cracking jokes, telling stories, and doing his best to get to know every single one of your friends.
当你的双子座父亲一起待在房间里时你永远不会感到无聊，他是个讲很搞笑笑话，讲故事，尽他所能去认识你的每一个朋友的人。
He is the one cracking jokes, telling stories, and doing his best to get to know every single one of your friends.
他是家里的活跃分子，开玩笑，讲故事，尽力知道你的每一个朋友。
Jokes are best saved for social time, after business is finished, and only once you are well acquainted with your business colleagues.
在业务结束并且和业务伙伴非常熟悉的情况下，人们通常会在社交场合开开玩笑。
Now he jokes that the best thing that ever happened to him was not becoming a professional baseball player.
现在他时常开玩笑说：最美好的事情就是他没能成为一名职业棒球手。
Another example, Pat was fired from his job, once we heard about it, we called or text-messaged our best friend Jane to tell her about it, or even exchange jokes about Pat, because we don't like him.
又比如，我们会说“我马上打给你”“回头再聊”或者“我明天打电话给你”。也有时我们会问朋友要不要帮忙，可事实上并不真的这么想，只是因为这么说很容易并且让他人感觉良好。
He was a fantastic actor, and the best moments ever in my career were pitching him new jokes to say and making him laugh really hard.
他是一个不可思议的演员，能跟他说句笑话让他笑成了我最好的时刻，因为这真的太难了。
2011 to force the best joke Daquan, husband and wife jokes, horror ghost story wrapped up a phone, leisure worry.
2011年最给力笑话大全，夫妻笑话，恐怖鬼故事一网打尽，一机在手，休闲无忧。
Collections of short jokes especially written for texters are best-sellers.
那些专门为短信族编写的短篇笑话集也十分畅销。
Collections of short jokes especially written for texters are best-sellers.
那些专门为短信族编写的短篇笑话集也十分畅销。
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