Mr. MERRITT: (Singing) In whole of the soul of Count Olaf, there's no love when you see Count Olaf count to zero, then scream and run away.

NPR: Lemony Snicket's 'Tragic Treasury'

Thieves can count to zero as well as anybody.

FORBES: And for the CDs I can give you, let's see... nothing.

And its customer count has zoomed from zero to 100 in the first nine months of 2012.

FORBES: Totango's 9-Month Surge from Scratch to 100 Corporate Customers

The net result is a zero, or close to zero, change in the domestic (and foreign) job count.

FORBES: Jobs Jobs Jobs - Trade Trade Trade

According to my count, we now have eight Nobel Prizes to economists who cast doubt on the Keynesian model, and zero to economists for advancing the Keynesian agenda.

FORBES: Thomas Sargent, Rational Expectations And The Keynesian Consensus