Unless you're DOE biologist Peter Larsen at the Argonne National Laboratory, who would probably argue your legal tender has been double-headed all along.

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Ms. REEVES: (Singing) I concentrate on you, on your smile so sweet, so tender, when at first your kiss I declined.

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Choose your own ingredients from tender squid, plump prawns or juicy pork, topped off with bonito (fish) flakes, a thick brown okonomiyaki sauce and mayonnaise.

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Your mouth was suddenly tender, the mouth of a girl.

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Another option: Have your bank or broker buy U.S. Treasury bills in a noncompetitive tender at the next auction.

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If you've written off turkey as dry or bland, this tender, juicy take, enlivened with a squeeze of lemon, will renew your faith.

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Next, braise your asparagus, turning each spear over in the hot butter until it's evenly cooked, lightly browned and tender.

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