The new service pairs the Samsung SmartCam SNH-1011 with iWatchLife's cloud-based server to provide all the home-monitoring data your paranoid heart requires.

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Understanding that your "friends" may really be nothing of the kind requires that you be sufficiently paranoid--that in your organizational life you implement the strategic wisdom offered by Andrew Grove in his book Only the Paranoid Survive.

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But you can be just a little bit paranoid about your data that you put on them.

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Putting a password on your phone is good for keeping a paranoid significant other from snooping.

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All of this is couched under euphemistic marketing language about identifying aggressive driving behavior in your teen (or your fleet drivers, if you're the paranoid trucking co. manager-type instead of paranoid parent) and nipping it in the bud early, but don't be fooled, kids -- what this really means is no more clandestine trips to the liquor store without the 'rents finding out.

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If you're super paranoid, you can turn on a setting to require your approval before any tagged photos show up in your profile.

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In this paranoid, hyper-technological age, it's easy to turn your home into a stealthy cyber-fortress.

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If you're one of those paranoid parents who obsesses over the baby monitor, Intel's got your back.

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In fact, without being paranoid, as famously cautioned by Andrew Grove, former CEO of Intel, your brand might not survive.

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