Its pitch to the thousands of small growers is simple: don't sell all your grapes to the big champagne houses, give them to us and share in the profits and glory of your own brand.

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Because through the dust and the din and the fog of war, the glory of your service always shone through.

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To capture the glory of picking a few long shots, you have to do your homework.

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Next, after an upgrade of tires or paint, and a quick visit to Doc Hudson, your crew chief, the ride turns into a thrilling race for Piston Cup glory.

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To see this Saturnian fury in all its glory, check out the video after the break and feel free to leave your gratuitous hurricane names in the comments below.

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It immediately liberates your thinking by taking you out of yourself and allowing you to truly channel the brand in all its glory.

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