Or the time you lost fifteen pounds and were able to get back into your favorite jeans without cutting off your circulation.

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Suddenly that itty bitty weight gain has taken you from a slightly tighter fit in your favorite jeans to the point of considering, gasp, an elastic waistband.

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What was your favorite -- or most embarrassing -- moment in blue jeans history?

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