As the author of "Your Evil Twin: Behind the Identity Theft Epidemic, " Sullivan shreds check statements and never answers e-mail solicitations.

NPR: Identification Theft: Protecting Your Personal Data

Mr. BOB SULLIVAN (Author, "Your Evil Twin: Behind the Identity Theft Epidemic"): I know of no identity theft protection service that I would recommend to people that they pay for.

NPR: Identification Theft: Protecting Your Personal Data

Now if that news has your inner evil-overlord scheming a plot to create a clone army of intelligent prehistoric bugs, sorry, we've got bad news.

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Share your own evil boss archetypes in the comments below!

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Partnering with your enemies, evil as they may be, can be hard, but it is what must be done.

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But Escobar: The Boss of Evil is not your run-of-the-mill soap opera.

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Most importantly, show resilience in the face of evil by continuing to live your life in an open, honest, and trusting manner.

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For a more thorough look at my thoughts and feelings on the entirety of the Resident Evil universe, I draw your attention here.

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With the shining exception of Resident Evil 4, the franchise has slowly but surely been losing its way since Resident Evil: Nemesis or Resident Evil: Code: Veronica, depending on your feelings on the latter, story-driven affair.

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Why hang a picture of fruit and flowers on your wall when you can instead hang a picture of a costumed crusader smacking down evil?

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