Schwab won't sell you the Grand Prix Fund, whose stinky performance won our Booby Prize this year (see p. 246).

FORBES: 2004 Mutual Fund Survey

As is the case with so many stores populating the Bermuda Triangle of self-conscious consumption stretching from Williamsburg to TriBeCa to Park Slope, the selection at Stinky is so carefully edited and curated that you know nothing gets in there by accident.

WSJ: Comforting the Wealthy

The four-legged ungulates are considered so messy and stinky that they're synonymous with slovenliness: Eat too much and you're pigging out.

WSJ: New Yorkers boldly flout law to keep pigs