If looking at a 10-K (an annual report required by the SEC) or analyzing a cash-flow statement puts you to sleep, then you should consider using index funds instead.

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Have you ever tried selling short and then tried to sleep?

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Phillipos says he replied, "Do what you have to do, " then managed to drift off to sleep.

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Have you ever tried selling short, and then tried to get some sleep?

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And then there are all those drinks that say they will give you energy, help you sleep and even protect you from the sun.

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