You're debating me right here.

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Representative TANCREDO: Well, then if you don't go home and you're here illegally, it's the same thing you do right now.

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Get out of here, you're right over the hole!

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You're the reason a young man right here in Columbus, whose mother worked three jobs to raise him, can now afford to go to college -- got to The Ohio State University.

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If you're familiar with navigating via Google Maps, you'll be right at home here.

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"If anything happens, we're all going to stay right here with you, " she remembers telling her husband.

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And you're already seeing it at the state level here in Nevada, right?

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In our last piece about this device, we implored to Moto that "if this isn't real, can whatever it is you're working on right this second and do precisely this instead, " and as we sit here with broken hearts and shattered dreams, the advice most definitely stands.

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