Now we have 2x everything, so if you need any household appliances, dishes, glasses, etc please come by and take them before we give them away.

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Soap, warm water and a dry cloth are all you need, once a day, to keep glasses optimally clean and functional.

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If you wear glasses or contacts, you'll likely need to have your eyes checked regularly.

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At least you wouldn't need any of those red and green tinted glasses.

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