Pull it out of its protective sleeve and you'll instantly worry that someone's made a mistake and sent you a netbook in place of the monster you were expecting.

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If you're a diversified investor who can afford to be patient, you should worry primarily about how you'll do on average in the long run, he says.

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That or set up a dummy corporation with the word "monster" in the name, since you're basically guaranteed they'll spin their wheels serving a summons for merely existing. (Don't worry, you'll have limited personal liability.) You pick, whatever's easier.

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What sells is telling people you'll never have to worry again about losing any benefits.

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Don't you worry, we'll walk through it, I promise you that.

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Don't worry, we'll keep you apprised of the highlights from this year's show, but for the full in-your-face Computex experience, chinese.engadget.com is the place to be.

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"Microsoft and IBM tell customers 'Don't worry, we'll take care of you'--but then they try to sell them something new, " he says.

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More and more Americans worry that if you move, lose your job or change your job, you'll lose your health insurance, too.

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If you forget to sync it with your phone once every while, don't worry -- it'll be able to remember a few measurements on its own.

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