We'll cure the infection, I tell them, and you will be completely all right.

BBC: The Indian women pushed into hysterectomies

It's going to be all right even if you get caught, they'll let you off - that whole rap that you get.

NPR: Remembering the Crack Epidemic

This, of course, is just a taste of what's to come next week, where we'll be giving you daily issues of Distro right from the show floor, detailing all the excitement -- and all the Crapgadgets, too.

ENGADGET: Editor's Letter: CES ahoy