If you know how busy I am, then why are you taking up my time with unsolicited emails?

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Oh, and if you want to know how effective I am as a teacher, here is a simple metric- walk into my classroom and sit down for an hour or so.

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Now, before you comment on how terrible I am (which I know), understand that I am terribly scared of the ball after having been smashed in the face with one years ago.

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Do you know how much I love you? (Applause.) I am thrilled to be back to see you all here.

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