Well now, next time you have one-too-many wings while tailgating, a fabric developed by researchers at the University of Arkansas might be able to alert medical professionals to your condition before you go code red.

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"When you have a goose that lays golden eggs, you clip its wings and don't let it leave the farm, " he wrote in one filing.

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