As captain you get targeted like that but he's handled that really well over the last 18 months.

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And whether or not you buy into this theory, you do have to admit that stocks have handled the huge rise in bond yields pretty darn well lately.

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And you can actually tweak as well - that's charming worms from a distance with a long-handled fork, in case you're a bit squeamish of the worms, you don't have to get too close.

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