Plus, and I want to stress the comic power of this, you get monkeys wearing people clothes.

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If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

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Famously, author and investing legend Burton Malkiel suggested in A Random Walk Down Wall Street that you could get monkeys to toss darts at the financial listings in a newspaper and do just as well as a pro stock picker.

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