If you are not participating in either of these activities, you must re-evaluate your purpose, what you stand for and your desire to be relevant.

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Either ask them to stand away from you, or invite them to use the machine before you.

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Streep's Kay is no feminist, and you wouldn't call her liberated either, but she can't stand the loneliness any longer.

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"He has a Marmite effect, you either love him or you hate him, " says Dr Oliver Double, who lectures in stand-up comedy at Kent University and is a former circuit comedian.

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