The ugliest of these pigeonholes suggests a comparative advantage, anyway: to be thought to tap-dance well implies that you can, at least, do that.

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If you are walking down the street with a boom box on your shoulder right now listening to the Bryant Park Project, you probably got a crowd around you that's broken into well choreographed dance steps.

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"I wanted music that you would dance with your father or son to, as well as your own generation, " she says.

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In addition, Key said the title would teach you to dance like Jackson, presumably by scoring the player on how well they can emulate his moves in the game.

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Olsen has also created a site where you can see more photos of Scenic, as well as videos showing the inside of the Longhorn Saloon, the dance hall and the old jail.

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